One politician, One thief & One CRO employee died & went straight to Hell.
Politician said:
"I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there."
He called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then he asked:
"Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call????"
The devil said:
"Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went back to sit on his chair.
Thief was so jealous and he started screaming:
"My turnnn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked:
"Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????"
The devil said:
"Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went back to sit on his chair.
CRO employee was even more jealous & started screaming:
"I want to call my office friends, managers and partners"
He called other CRO employees and talked for twenty hours:- about job, audit files, timelines, new clients....., he talked & talked & talked,then he asked:
"Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????"
The devil said:
"Twenty dollars".
CRO employee was stunned & said:
"Twenty dollars Only ?????" !!!!!!!!
Devil said:
"Calling from Hell to Hell is considered as Local Call".
[Courtesy: http://m-nicky.livejournal.com/1926.html]
Politician said:
"I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there."
He called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then he asked:
"Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call????"
The devil said:
"Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went back to sit on his chair.
Thief was so jealous and he started screaming:
"My turnnn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked:
"Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????"
The devil said:
"Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went back to sit on his chair.
CRO employee was even more jealous & started screaming:
"I want to call my office friends, managers and partners"
He called other CRO employees and talked for twenty hours:- about job, audit files, timelines, new clients....., he talked & talked & talked,then he asked:
"Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????"
The devil said:
"Twenty dollars".
CRO employee was stunned & said:
"Twenty dollars Only ?????" !!!!!!!!
Devil said:
"Calling from Hell to Hell is considered as Local Call".
[Courtesy: http://m-nicky.livejournal.com/1926.html]
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