This is how I started coding......... in SAS

data marriedlife;
input motherinlaw sisterinlaw;
datalines;
1220000 560000
;
run;
***** deriving husband *******;
data husband_temp;
set marriedlife;
if motherinlaw ne . and sisterinlaw ne . then do;
husband = motherinlaw + sisterinlaw;
end;
drop motherinlaw sisterinlaw;
run;

data laterinlife;
input salary pension;
datalines;
1570000 650000
;
run;
***** deriving life *******;
data mylife_permanent;
set laterinlife;
if salary ne . and pension ne . then do;
husband = salary + pension;
mylife=husband;
end;
drop husband;
run;

Just for fun ;)

Hell to Hell: A joke that all CRO employees would love to read

One politician, One thief & One CRO employee died & went straight to Hell.

Politician said:
"I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there."

He called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then he asked:
"Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call????"

The devil said:
"Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went back to sit on his chair.

Thief was so jealous and he started screaming:
"My turnnn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked:
"Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????"

The devil said:
"Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went back to sit on his chair.

CRO employee was even more jealous & started screaming:
"I want to call my office friends, managers and partners"

He called other CRO employees and talked for twenty hours:- about job, audit files, timelines, new clients....., he talked & talked & talked,then he asked:
"Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????"

The devil said:
"Twenty dollars".

CRO employee was stunned & said:
"Twenty dollars Only ?????" !!!!!!!!

Devil said:
"Calling from Hell to Hell is considered as Local Call".

[Courtesy: http://m-nicky.livejournal.com/1926.html]

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